Big Picture

Grenade Launcher

You will learn to live with basic SIVA. It is within my truck to incite the fury of old highway technology.

Legendary

Blue Steel Crown

Chest Armor

This helmet will keep you happy. Why should I feel amazing when engaging masses of Oryx?

ExoticTitan

You See Beyond

Auto Rifle

Smasher of old Agnes says that this is useful to gather enough heavy Genghis ammunition for the Cabal language.

Exotic

The Dream Mag

Shotgun

This Fallen house of Osiris is not truly late to the tower gunsmith. We believe life exists between two quarks across the enemy kiosk. Listen for the Traveler's hands.

Legendary

Sun Josh

Grenade Launcher

Meteor is a marksman's weapon with a short mantra cycle. I cannot shake you to aid a titan.

Exotic

Sudden Sister

Helmet

The Cabal homeworld on this new Earth myth are going out one at a time. Past armor was just a little drone of your mistake. The hunter was a warlock who first worked out that The Traveler wanted us to make a gift for your skull.

1: “You went mad trying to understand us. Like it will come with some tweaking.”

2: “I know. If you were rich, what would happen to the ether?”

1: “We call it ‘Hard Feel’.”

2: “You don't know that.”

1: “What could directly afflict the nervous comet? You ask who or why each guess comes with a little green person.”

2: “That's not for you to see. They give me your arm. But that won't put it on the wall of infinite acid.”

What could Rull do but die out of space suits? The inscription spoke of how adversity goes out in your hands. But that won't conduct any good company. He was still dying. She wasn't that single.

ExoticTitan

Skyburner's Red-Blue Show

Sword

Ego: “When will you blame that victory on grand delusions?”

Ghaul: “You don't know when it will find my eyes.”

Ego: “Vvvvictory in your curiosity flies for the revolution!”

Ghaul: “What?”

Ego: “You went mad trying to understand sitting things before he expired!”

Ghaul: “What??”

Ego: “My head grows closer than you think! Fired! From the tower saloon that first shot radiation in your world's more interesting frippery!”

Ghaul: “What???”

Ego: “What?”

-Dominus's Paradise Ego

Exotic

Seven Kelvins

Scout Rifle

A variant of the coveted Rare Shotgun, the shattered powerplant rifle pins its performance on a warlock's eardrums. This is irrefutable damage for those who stare into the moon's full particles.

Legendary

Metal Audience

Submachine Gun

Suros user errors have seen lord Shaxx's blunt drive.

Legendary

Maxim to Vacate

Sniper Rifle

Was a pathetic diplomat, who had played a lot of Space Day with Ghaul's logs, the red triangle’s best friend? You ask who defeated the Nature Thrall? Let me help you fill the end of his staff.

Other: “We are literally going to make you the same coin.”

Ghaul: “What could I do with all your money?”

Other: “You will find yourself deliciously hungry for my court.”

Ghaul: “But this is the needle of pressure gel?”

Other: “My gift to the billowing mercenary flowers.”

Ghaul: “And you hesitate to see my love armor?”

Other: “What she feels is her duty-defending babies in her arms.”

Ghaul: “What?”

Other: “My love for your strong... agendas is not enough for an eon of my palace chamber.”

Ghaul: “What do you know?”

Other: “I know that you want more interesting perks with those puffed-up, cephalopod, firmware quests.”

Ghaul: “You know it, Cayde.”

Exotic

Lens of the Button

Pulse Rifle

This is only another algorithm of the Golden Apples of High Water Snake. But his words never left for anything useful to improve the biological highway.

Legendary

Last of the Lost

Sniper Rifle

Accurized long range Häkke forged song cannons reward calm eyes with chroma theory. You will still be consumed by dead body shimmers.

Legendary

Last II

Sidearm

Executor Air Crisp is a flexible tactical injection gun for loyal supporters of Fallen enemies with reciprocal slugs. The fiercest contest forged in her maw speaks truth for the city's demons.

Legendary

Justice Good

Auto Rifle

Crucible victories have a problem with basic class inputs to incite design data for your vandals.

Exotic

Iron Corrector

Hand Cannon

The Iron Wolves gathered deeper than any uncomfortable disputes of the Future War Machine. Glorious micromotors control the Reef and its bites.

Exotic

We're Not Bungie

We're really not.

This is a collection of ever-so-slightly incorrect and nonsensical weekly updates, equipment descriptions, and general lore from the universe of Destiny. Imagine Cayde spilled some spicy ramen on Rasputin's terminal, and now you're sorting through the salvaged files.

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