We're Not Bungie

We're really not.

This is a collection of ever-so-slightly incorrect and nonsensical weekly updates, equipment descriptions, and general lore from the universe of Destiny. Imagine Cayde spilled some spicy ramen on Rasputin's terminal, and now you're sorting through the salvaged files.

The text itself comes from the hard work and creativity of Content Chris, leveraging the Botnik predictive writer. The site is the inevitable result of Code Chris having too much free time and a love of web design and development.

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