THIS WEEK AT NOT BUNGIE - 3/9/2020
This week at Not Bungie, joy gets more ammo when Season of the Game gets all smushy.
Luke Positive clarified our vision for your silver feed in terms of new sauce paths. This week's winners bridge the gap with your collection while wearing your ugly head patterns. In this year's Director's Vow, we look ahead to the future of emergent fights that would enable Bungie employees to support Destiny 2 hotfix kills for future bugs. Fixed values for fractaline donation tracking will end at the weekly reset for grenade launchers going live.
With Season of the Week arriving every hour, players who observe personality differences from shotguns will directly nerf fusion rifles. You cannot keep growing indefinitely. We will release our efforts on your mind. Deleting the emblem will only make your head cache longer.
Season of You
With Season of Another Preview on the way, players who load into Crucible matches faster than their console will automatically progress from “Lord” to “Diminishing Returns”. Previously, it was decided by several Bungie hearts that Warlocks will visit our dealer for new items. We know what we achieved. This is true for you too. Ok, maybe we'll bump into the Sundial for one more TWAB.
Back in 2019, we discovered an issue causing players to partake in Crucible bounties from Destiny 2. We have noticed that rollbacks from Lord Shaxx will offer bounties from Saint-14 melee kills, and we've got to ensure that you celebrated Milk Times. This is why we continue investigating various dungeon-related messages from previous players. We are nerfing sniper rifles more than 300 percent. Get used to that.
Attunement of Exos
With Season of Good Eye Boxes coming to a close, we wanted to talk with other Bungie employees about how we had to fix auto rifles more than scout rifles. Here to speak up for the community is Senior Mysteries Description, Chelsea Legion.
Chelsea: Thanks, dmg04. We weighted your guardian abilities with weapons that the Hive encountered along with some small dunking of Osiris. Everyone in your roster will now properly register as unlocked heavy weapons that last forever. Similar to that, Crucible matches will auto-generate more players from Twitter when your team starts to lose. This should help everywhere with your naive weapon selection. For next season, these are the changes that will make you obsolete.
- Adjusted the game down for maintenance while we worked to discover secrets from the dev team.
- Decreased Crucible matches from 12 minutes to 4.5 seconds.
- Increased Gambit matches from 28 minutes to ensure that no one lost. Matches now last forever.
- Removed Hunters from being rewarded when completing your weekly bounties.
- Adjusted Warlocks above Mythic rank. Warlocks completing strikes will now correctly provide unintentional glimmer to the rest of their teammates.
- Titans currently having every exotic will remain this way.
- Decreased Eververse silver bundles to cost 400,000,000 bright dust.
- This is now design change number 8.
- Decreased base auto rifle damage to make sure it is consistent with any large office missile.
- Increased fusion rifle range to 365 meters and decreased damage to 0.8 per bolt.
- Increased hand cannon reload speed to take another year.
- Decreased shotgun quantities to equal Mike data.
- Increased linear fusion rifles to make sure you are aware of them.
Thanks, Chelsea. You have already completed countless Timelost weapon mods. Share more with your friends.
Special Class Finisher
Our Titan armor ornament bundle could still be found. Not all players will be able to log in until 9 am. Once again, this section is now over.
Movie of the Diminishing Morning
We never shipped a puzzle of dawn. Instead, you got the whole story of your nose. With community creations taking up space, we look like a lot of swordplay suggestions on your shared wildlife separators. These are the videos that can cause servers to skip loading configuration data. You are the ultimate price of 800 days of server outages.
First Dust: Game Down for Another Movie
Honorable Aspects: Grenade Orbit for Tripmines
If you have already completed a video for the forums, we have to notice it by the March 17th. You might earn a missile emblem. Probably not.
Another week, another primary weapon delay. If you win, we have to shift more players from Crucible into Gambit. We also expect the full list of emergent Texas rollbacks to hit on Tuesday. Until then, keep dunking on obelisks for the worthy price of 500 fractaline. Without dismantling your friends, we can't release Season of the Worthy.
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